Today I am going to share with you the correct way to eat a candy bar. And yes. There is a correct way. All the other ways are just plain weird.
Step 1: Go to the egg compartment thingy in your refrigerator door.
Step 2: Remove the eggs and select one of the candy bars you have hidden behind them.
(Yeah, uh huh. I bet you thought I was crazy when you heard the egg part. This is a perfect place to hide candy bars. Especially if you like them refrigerator cold like I do. No one will ever find them. My husband doesn't even know these are back there.)
(Well........he didn't until now.)
Step 3: Unwrap this precious, life giving, sanity sustaining morsel and thank God for giving it to you.
(By the way, 3 Musketeers are the perfect candy bar for refrigeration. No hard caramel or nuts to deal with.)
(Kit Kat's work well, too.)
Step 4: Eat the chocolate off of the ends.
Step 5: Now the sides.
Step 6: Now the top.
(I realized when I looked at this picture that I probably could have pulled the chocolate off with my fingers instead of using my teeth. Then maybe you wouldn't have to see the drool I left behind. But it was sooooooo good.)
Step 7: Then the bottom.
Step 8: Lastly, pop the soft little nougat in your mouth and let it melt!
And THAT my friends is how you eat a candy bar!
Good day!
P.S. I absolutely LOVE that little zig zag pattern on the bottom of candy bars.
If it came in wallpaper I'd line my closet with it.
Ok I prefer dark choc reese besides is there any other way to eat choc ?!?!?!?!
ReplyDeleteYou are a genius...except for the "revealing where the candy is hidden part." I prefer Kit Kat's myself, but I usually hide them in the cabinet inside of a casserole dish. :)
ReplyDeleteOh...I'm safe in my "reveal" because my hubby doesn't EVER get on the computer.
ReplyDeleteI think the little zigzag is called chevron and I have seen it on walls in pics on pinterest....you should check it out.
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