Today I am going to share with you the correct way to eat a candy bar. And yes. There is a correct way. All the other ways are just plain weird.
Step 1: Go to the egg compartment thingy in your refrigerator door.
Step 2: Remove the eggs and select one of the candy bars you have hidden behind them.
(Well........he didn't until now.)
Step 3: Unwrap this precious, life giving, sanity sustaining morsel and thank God for giving it to you.
(Kit Kat's work well, too.)
Step 4: Eat the chocolate off of the ends.
Step 5: Now the sides.
Step 6: Now the top.
Step 7: Then the bottom.
Step 8: Lastly, pop the soft little nougat in your mouth and let it melt!
And THAT my friends is how you eat a candy bar!
P.S. I absolutely LOVE that little zig zag pattern on the bottom of candy bars.